🎙️ JUST OUR SIGNATURES
Audio: 20 Mar 2026 · 30 Nov 2025 · 29 Nov 2025 · 21 Nov 2025
🎙️ NO SHADE. TO BE HONEST.
30 November 2025
21 NOV: Riki escalated. Reported the brothers.
22 NOV: Told Jimmy. Riki’s BEST MATE. In f#cking English.
24 NOV: Holly & Jimmy. 🎙️ Coming soon.
29 NOV: Captain Caymens. 🛥️
30 NOV: “I CALLED COHEN.” “THOUGHT WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING.”
SO YOU CALLED THE F#CKING BROTHERS RIKI JUST REPORTED? 😂
20 MAR 2026: “I DIDN’T KNOW… I DID KNOW… I DIDN’T KNOW… I’M SORRY.” 🤡
NOVEMBER: TOLD. KNEW. CALLED.
MARCH: DIDN’T KNOW. DID KNOW. SORRY.
KNEW. CALLED THEM ANYWAY. THEN SPENT FOUR MONTHS EXPLAINING HIMSELF. 🤡
4 MONTHS LATER? CAN’T STOP SAYING TIMELINE. 😂
NO SHADE. 🌴
🎙️ "TO BE HONEST..."
20 March 2026
"To be honest" doing some heroic work there.
What a potato.
🎙️ CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "You blew this all up."
29 November 2025
CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "You blew this all up."
HOLLY: "Yes we did blow this all up for you didn't we."
And finally, again:
EXACTLY. THAT'S THE F#$KING POINT.
🎙️ CAPTAIN CAYMENS: RANTS ALOT...just our signatures
CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "How's that all going. Are you getting anywhere with it. It seems like it's eating you guys up. Is it all worth it."
RIKI: "Well we got no choice. It affects the kids. It affects their future."
CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "Are you expecting a payout."
RIKI: "No it's not for money. It's not about money."
🎙️ "WHY DON'T YOU CALL THE ACCOUNTANTS?"
CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "You signed the same thing that was sent to me."
UM. NO. NO, RIKI DID NOT.
BM FUSESIGN · 21 AUG 2024: "Riki Lee Dahm" · rikidahm84@gmail.com · IP 120.22.169.159 · 14:16 +13:00 · Email Code
REAL RIKI: at home in Brisbane, Australia. Passport proves it.
FUSESIGN: +13:00 · BRISBANE: UTC+10
SO WHO SIGNED AS RIKI?
Then, ta-da:
RIKI: EXECUTOR.
BM LATER: "EXECUTOR & TRUSTEE."
EXECUTOR → TRUSTEE. HOW?
Same BM report:
$361,867.61 IN TRUST CAPITAL.
"Why don't you call the accountants?"
EXCELLENT F#$KING IDEA.
Bundle: 43780000-4812-0022-873b-08dcc17da778
🎙️ CAPTAIN CAYMENS
CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "WHAT FALSE IDENTITIES?"
CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "YOU'VE BEEN MAKING IT UP."
HOLLY: "What do you mean? I sent them all to you."
RHONDA ANN OSBORNE. Except RHONDA ANN KNYVETT.
GARTH WILFRED OSBORNE. Also OSBOURNE.
COMMSEC: WILFRED? OPTIONAL. KYC… GHOST ON CHESS.





🎙️ MADE UP. ALSO... GLOBAL.
CAPTAIN CAYMENS:
"You've made it all up."
8 DAYS EARLIER:
"it's just so global."
Then:
NOBODY ASKED.
Thanks for introducing the fake Facebook account with New Zealand IPs.
🎙️ CAPTAIN CAYMENS
FLIES INTO NZ. INTO AUSTRALIA. BACK TO NZ. BACK TO AUSTRALIA.
IN. OUT. BACK IN. SAME 24 HOURS.
Then:
Lol.
HOLLY: "What did you take back to NZ?"
CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "I went back to pick up my wallet."
HOLLY: "Why didn't you just courier it? It's a very strange thing…"
CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "Are you recording this, Holly…?"
BEAUTIFULLY NORMAL.